Hellsing!

"This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it’s for our own good, yet we’re the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can’t stop us all"
--- Hackers: Hackers manifesto

Truly awesome… the internet even said so

A couple of years ago I was messing around with my girlfriend at the time and was writing silly shit in the search bar like whydoesmygirlfriendsmell.com and whyareyouasillybitch.org (I was in a childish mood). She tells me I’m a dick in which I reply “no I’m not, I’m awesome!” She laughs at me and tells me that I’m not in which I reply “oh yeah! lets ask the Internet!” I randomly type in www.amiawesome.com and hit enter, a site came up with a single large printed word saying “VERY” and that may of been one of the greatest ways to randomly win an argument.

-True story-

I believe the site says something different now, but that was an epic moment non the less.

"I hate people who think they’re better than everyone, it just amuses me at how delusional they are because there aint nobody better than me!"
--- Andrew (Trigger) Adams

Your Challenge: CHALLENGE #1: The Boss of me

your-challenge:

On a night out and your trying to “get with” a girl (or guy) you may only respond with the lyrics from the song “boss of me” by they may be giants. You cannot miss match words to create a new sentence, you must use the lyrics exactly as sang.

Your responses can only be one of the following:

  • Yes

That awkward moment when: You’ve come to realise that you have to kiss Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint).

That awesome moment when: you’ve come to realise you get to kiss Emma Watson.

That ridiculous moment when: You’ve come to realise you actually give a fuck about Harry Potter!



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This video couldn’t be more true.